— Personal Attack Collection™
You had it. You specifically remember putting it somewhere safe so you wouldn't lose it.
Excellent news: it is VERY safe.
Because apparently we will never see it again.
“I PUT IT SOMEWHERE SAFE. We will never see it again.”
This painfully relatable design is for anyone whose organizational system makes perfect sense at the time—and becomes an unsolvable mystery approximately three days later.
Featuring a confused skeleton standing among question marks with the unmistakable expression of someone mentally retracing every decision they've made, this design turns that universal “Where did I put it?!” moment into wearable comedy.
Bold electric blue, black, and white distressed artwork gives the design an edgy, gender-neutral look with oversized typography that makes the punchline impossible to miss.
THE VIBE
Confidently misplaced. Technically organized. Permanently searching.
Perfect for anyone who:
- Puts important things somewhere “safe”
- Immediately forgets where that safe place is
- Has searched the same drawer four times just in case
- Finds missing things six months later while looking for something completely different
- Has ever accused someone else of moving it... only to discover they absolutely did not
- Knows “I know I put it somewhere” is the beginning of a very long journey
PART OF THE PERSONAL ATTACK COLLECTION™
A collection built around the thoughts, habits, personality quirks, and everyday human moments that make you stop, stare, and think:
“Okay... this shirt did not need to call me out like that.”
Designed by Freyja’s Customs™ for those who like their apparel bold, original, relatable, and Not for Everyone™.
I PUT IT SOMEWHERE SAFE. We will never see it again.
Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
- Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
- Ash Grey is 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques are 90/10
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size |
Body length |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
| S |
28" |
28" |
18" |
16.5" |
| M |
29" |
29" |
20" |
18" |
| L |
30" |
30" |
22" |
19.5" |
| XL |
31" |
31" |
24" |
21" |
| 2XL |
32" |
32" |
26" |
22.5" |
| 3XL |
33" |
33" |
28" |
24" |
| 4XL |
34" |
34" |
30" |
25.25" |
| 5XL |
35" |
35" |
32" |
26.5" |
