— Personal Attack Collection™
Some people forgive and forget. Some of us forgive... and retain the complete chronological record.
“I DON’T HOLD GRUDGES. I remember facts. In chronological order.”
This bold, unapologetically relatable design is for anyone with a suspiciously accurate memory, receipts at the ready, and absolutely no need to exaggerate because the timeline speaks for itself.
Featuring an edgy skeleton surrounded by stacks of texts, screenshots, patterns, behaviors, timelines, and all the evidence nobody asked you to keep, this design turns one of life’s most relatable personality traits into wearable sarcasm.
Finished in striking electric blue, black, white, and metallic-inspired details, the oversized artwork delivers serious visual impact while keeping the humor front and center.
THE VIBE
Funny. Sarcastic. Slightly unhinged. Extremely organized.
Perfect for the person who:
- Doesn’t hold grudges — they remember facts
- Can tell you exactly what was said, what was done, when it happened, and who was there
- Has screenshots they forgot they even took
- Notices patterns
- Remembers the timeline better than everyone involved
- Appreciates humor that feels just a little too personal
PART OF THE PERSONAL ATTACK COLLECTION™
A collection built around the thoughts, habits, personality quirks, and everyday human behavior that make you stop, stare, and think:
“Okay... this shirt did not need to call me out like that.”
Designed by Freyja’s Customs™ for those who like their apparel bold, original, relatable, and Not for Everyone™.
I DON’T HOLD GRUDGES. I remember facts. In chronological order.
Jerzees 996 Adult 8 oz. NuBlend Fleece Pullover Hood
- Oxford is 49% cotton; 51% polyester
- Made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton
- Double-needle coverseaming on neck, armholes and waistband
- Seamless body with set-in sleeves
- Anti-pill fabric for long lasting wear
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Pouch pocket; double-ply hood with grommets and matching drawcord
| Size |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
| S |
27" |
20" |
34.5" |
| M |
28" |
22" |
35.5" |
| L |
29" |
24" |
36.5" |
| XL |
30" |
26" |
37.5" |
| 2XL |
31" |
28" |
38.5" |
| 3XL |
32" |
30" |
39" |
| 4XL |
|
32" |
39 1/2" |
| 5XL |
|
34" |
40" |
